By 10 THINGS I LEARNED FROM PIRANHA 3D
- Swimming into a passage that connects your lake to a secret, underground, prehistoric lake = not a good idea.
- Walking out on to an old, creaky dock in the middle of the night = also, not such a good idea.
- Swimming amongst rows and rows of millions of Piranha eggs and then POKING at them = an even worse idea.
- Floating in an inner tube = WORST IDEA EVER.
- Two naked chicks can hold their breath underwater for a REALLY long time.
- A glass bottom boat classes up any homemade porn video.
- Piranhas don’t like the taste of breast implants.
- It’s possible to still be alive, even with all of your leg meat gnawed off.
- The guy who runs the wet T-shirt contest is going to die in the most horrible way possible.
- The first bite draws blood, the blood draws the pack (thank you, Christopher Llyod. I only wish you had said “Great Scott!”)
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