31 Horror Movies I Own: #1, Hellraiser I suspect that if you weren’t a teen or preteen when Clive Barker’s Hellraiser hit the horror scene, you’d view it now and think “This is fucking dated and cheesy and not scary at all”…and you’d be half-right. There’s no denying that it’s dated. 1987 was a fine
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#3: Most Ridiculous Horror Movies Deaths EVER: Twin Tanning Bed Boiling Although I have a strange fondness for the way the Final Destination movies continue to plan a Rube Goldberg-esque series of events for each horrible death, I didn’t buy the laughable attempted “death by tanning bed” murder in I Still Know What You Did
10 THINGS I LEARNED FROM PIRANHA 3D Swimming into a passage that connects your lake to a secret, underground, prehistoric lake = not a good idea. Walking out on to an old, creaky dock in the middle of the night = also, not such a good idea. Swimming amongst rows and rows of millions of
Though Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 doesn’t even come close to being as awesome as the original, it has its moments — my favorite being when the Cenobites discover Kirsty with the box and get all sarcastic when she says she didn’t open it: Lady Cenobite: “Didn’t open the box.” And what was it last time, “Didn’t
#2: Most Ridiculous Horror Movie Deaths EVER: Stabbed with a Corn Cob Finally! I started this (which was supposed to be a regular series of posts) wayyyyy back in August ‘08 with Rose McGowan’s “death by garage door” in Scream…and I’ve just never gotten around to posting another one until now. This one’s from Sleepwalkers,
Daybreakers This is one of those films that several people have recommended to me, and I avoided it mainly because I hate Ethan Hawke with a burning, fiery passion-but that’s another issue for another time. Daybreakers surprised me in a few ways:
I stumbled across this 2008 horror flick via a Netflix suggestion – which I had somehow completely managed to miss despite my years-long crush on Thora Birch. Entitled simply “Train” (rumors abound that it was supposed to be a remake of 1980’s Terror Train but then the plot changed), this thing is basically Hostel on
Seeing how I just watched Saw VI and have suffered through every one of the sequels, I thought it might be time to run through a quick review for each one…especially since Saw VII is currently filming for an October release. Saw: The original was actually pretty awesome – a new twist on something you
Horror-vertising? As discovered on i09.com – a Dubai-based ad agency named Tonic came up with a unique way to sell Burger King; by showing horror icons Jason, Freddy, Chuckie and the Scream ghostface prepping for kills by devouring burgers & fries. Contrary to claiming these ads promote murder, I view it as harmless fun. I
There were multiple things wrong with the Oscar “horror movie tribute” this year, not the least of which was having the Twilight kids come out and introduce it like so: “Although the most popular genre of film is horror, and although it gave a start to the careers of a lot of people in this
I Love Splatter! 